/ violently happy

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It's just a coincidence that I'm wearing blue contacts and stopped shaping my brows. Is it still coffee and cigarettes for your usual breakfast?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Three bits of Honey Nut Cheerios and a Celsius now, actually, keep up with the times. Cigarettes are for lunch on set, you’d know that if you got booked more.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Kendra you clearly don't understand the life of an art historian. I had to shift my priorities for college. Did you even get me a graduation gift? Do you ever wish you didn't have to eat and nutrients could just be delivered into your body? I figured you of anyone would understand.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY You graduated? Trust, if I could pop a pill and everything would be fine I would!

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It was the best day of my parents' life. It would be nice, imagine all the time you would get back. Also less sleeping, what's up with that? Spending 1/3 of our lives in bed, that's a cosmic joke.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Did your dad even show? See, I love sleep. Minimum exposure to the world possible is ideal.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom He filmed it, it'll be a limited release this summer. That's true, I am a fan of avoiding the worst parts of reality.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Premiering at a gentleman's club near you. Wake up, small talk, go out, have sex, repeat.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I did look great in my cap and gown. Did you go to college? See, we get each other. What if we are actually twins that were frozen as embryos and implanted at different times because they knew we would be too powerful together?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY No, went to Paris instead. I mean I do really see myself in Gia at times. Like a true free spirit. But idk, I think I like men too much for her to claim me!

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Honestly better. You earned that degree in croque-monsieurs. Not being completely straight is the only way I could rebel honestly. Or I guess if I became a monk.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY With an emphasis in binging and purging and a minor in Miu Miu exclusives. If you are the one Niko takes home tonight I’ll be impressed.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Literally the funniest model out there. Don't count me out. Is he hot? I'm bringing my bestie Cal, he's secretly in love with you. Maybe he'll listen to you about how Taylor fucks.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Have a masters in that! Yeah, disheveled rockstar type but then weirdly nice. Nursing the hangover of a one-month stand, you’d probably eat him up. Oh, great. Everyone’s in love with me, but you’ll be helping the ratios. That lobby just crawls with girls.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Hmm sounds contradictory, I'm intrigued. Well he's into women. And you being the girl-me is irresistible to him. It will be a feast for all.