/ violently happy

[kendra santisi]

KENNY He's chock full of contradictions. I'll take the shameless compliments, have two glasses of champagne, bump a line and see what happens. Carpe diem!

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Thatta girl. Can I come over to see your place and coordinate fits?

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Depends, what would you bring me?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Raspberry panna cotta ice cream from Ginger's? Or something lying around the house I can re-gift you, pretend to be surprised.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Declined.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Wrong crowd. How about I eat it and describe it to you? Or imagine how good it'll taste coming up!

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Have you ever thrown up dairy before? Or acidic fruits?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom And ruin my esophagus? Never. I just curb my appetite instead when it comes to the things my trainer forbids me from enjoying.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY Truly the biggest burns, if ever you dabble. Limiting is so boring, Dom. Live a little, jesus.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Not you shaming me for food restriction. Tbf drugs and alcohol were not explicitly limited so I'd rather have those than tiramisu. I live plenty! Look at me accepting invitations from my fifth favorite cousin out of the blue.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY you don't know the happiness of flaming hot cheetos, clearly. i'd also like the record to state you contacted me first.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I eat them with chopsticks, the residue grosses me out. I wish I could say the news about dear grandpa Andy was a ploy to talk to you, but I know how to summon you. Saying your name three times into a bathroom mirror in the dark, for example. Or searching for gossip about Taylor.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY ew. it's giving eats pizza with silverware. i wish i could haunt like bloody mary. imagine me just appearing in your mirror...actually, i think i would make some people's lives doing that. Find anything good?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It's called class, look it up. I wonder how quickly that would get exploited. But that would be your ultimate hell, you wouldn't be able to see your reflection if you were inside the mirror. Some internet troll is claiming he did a nazi salute at GovBall. Also a collage of the outfits he wears to yoga apparently, he's a little slutty.

[kendra santisi]

KENNY mmm no. you know, i already know i'm hot. i don't need to stare at myself to confirm that? tysm about to go flick through the collage and tell him which ones are my faves and why.