. sitting pretty

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y ignore that call, italians are dramatic, i'm fine.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  Too late.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y sorry, did it disturb a frat mixer? you and the boys busy brock turner-ing?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  Don’t play dumb. You know I was in the Hamptons.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y i know but i've wanted to say that to you for ages. where are you now?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  Somewhere over France.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y henry. shut up.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  I’m serious. And pissed.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y don't be an idiot, i have like, the slightest concussion and a split lip. i'm not on death's door.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  Why did you think traveling alone was a good idea? You’re coming back.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y oh shut up henry. i barely leave the hotels.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  I don’t really care.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y we're not teenagers, i'm not going to jump just because you told me to. go home.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y  If you list your husband as your emergency contact this is what happens. So deal with it.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T Y if you wanted a honeymoon you could have just asked. 💕