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[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Want me to try and talk to him? Can get you the inside scoop. Go on, what was the last time like?

[jane ridley]

JANIE if you hear anything organically, lmk. your boss would be loathe to hear but I was with Freddie. we were either drinking tequila or having sex, very little was off limits.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R I'll ask Aish. They are fucking, so she'll probably know the score. Good thing she isn't reading my messages. I don't think that'll be impossible for you to recreate this go around, if that's what you want.

[jane ridley]

JANIE her and Tate? now that would actually intrigue me. it felt like everyone was on the same page last time though, like the energy was just wild and sexy and two seconds away from a mass orgy at all times. this is…not settled, but tame? it's not making me itch for more.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Yeah, can't you tell? Maybe you're a sex addict.

[jane ridley]

JANIE don’t spend much time in her presence, for obvious reasons. sounds like a fun diagnosis. i’ll survive, ignore me and my poor vacation pity party. when do you leave?

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Well. They be fucking. Rosie always hated me saying that but then she couldn't face the truth. Listen, you've set the bar too high for yourself. And besides, how long have you been there? It's just getting started! Friday night redeye, buzzing.

[jane ridley]

JANIE maybe that’s why he’s so quiet, has to keep the family secret. bar’s never high enough?? the bar for women starts so far in the ground I’m probably just now clawing the surface. a few days - when you know you know! so cute though, send me pictures of the insanity.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Maybe he's dumb. I meant you set it high, you're a party animal Ridley. You sure you want a bunch of videos of shirtless guys yelling?

[jane ridley]

JANIE idk why I’m obsessing, but anytime someone gives me me vibes I get curious. enjoying life while I can, as are you. preferably throwing beer all over each other, yes.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R You’re probably projecting. Or manifesting something more interesting. Oh that’s guaranteed. Ditch Mexico and come along, I can buy you a drink in Wetherspoons.

[jane ridley]

JANIE what do they say, romanticize your life? i delusionize mine. and meet your dad? moving quick, rutherford.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Seems to be working for you. Oh he refuses to go to spoons, but I can take you home for family dinner. My sister would loooove you.

[jane ridley]

JANIE not doing too bad. if my sadness is being too bored in an infinity pool in mexico, i'll be alright. hope it's a full english roast. is she like you?

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Wait, are you actually sad? Gotta be a Sunday for that. Come for a roast, then we can go watch the game in a beer garden pretending it won't rain, get the full English experience. Hmm, sort of? I'm better looking.