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[jane ridley]

JANIE it's not sadness per se. i don't really know what to call it. won't it rain anyway? haven't been to london in a long time. well. obviously. though i think a girl version of you would be very entertaining.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R A malaise? A melancholy? A sickness of the spirit? Yeah, always. She's alright, our Simone. Better than our half sisters that's for sure.

[jane ridley]

JANIE i'm lacking the giddiness of a major crush or relationship, i guess. i love the name simone, simone's are always cool. half or step siblings are often not.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Worse fates in life, Jane. She is pretty cool. Has her own clothing label. She'll tell you all about it this Sunday! Roast chicken, lamb or beef?

[jane ridley]

JANIE it's novel, for me. anyway. maybe she's the next victoria beckham. didn't know that meant options! whatever your mom likes, gotta suck up.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Why, do you usually have a crush? If Victoria Beckham did loads of ket, maybe. Oh yeah, those are all standard. Well, I'm the golden boy and I'm returning so she'll let me pick, and I pick beef. Hope you like it rare.

[jane ridley]

JANIE no. but it's rare for me to notice that i don't have one, or care. Club Victoria. I like it however you like it. Are you the oldest?

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R When's the last time you had a serious relationship? The twins are older by like ten years. Then Simone, then me, so no, the opposite. How about you?

[jane ridley]

JANIE years ago, and i don't miss them. was yours with mystery mccarthy? ah, you do give youngest energy - i can see it. i'm middle of three girls - rory's the oldest, evelyn's the youngest.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Yeah, though like Aish she doesn't have the name. OK explain because that's so emasculating. Hm, I would have put you as the eldest.

[jane ridley]

JANIE three siblings with three different last names? this family. do you miss her? obsessed with caesar though. haha you're just loud and fun and i don't know, full of life. and i feel like youngest siblings are often the most uninhibited. well rory doesn't really count because she lives off the grid. and i do mean that literally.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Caes is great, I owe him a lot. Aww, so it's not because you think I'm a big baby? I promise I'm that too. Oh fuck, like Amish style?

[jane ridley]

JANIE nothing about you screams big baby, but haven't witnessed you try to face a fear before. literally that. haven't seen her or her ankles in years.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Good thing I'm fearless. Oh, that's a shame. You should buy her a white Monster and get her to watch Drag Race.

[jane ridley]

JANIE heights? spiders? scary movies? i think she prefers the simple, oblivious life. i just let her and her six children and husband be while i binge drank in college and discovered crop tops.