.american nights

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Colt is working and I'm bored. So you must be too. Want to take my boat out?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N excuse me are you saying that if I'm not bothering Colt my life is just stagnant? because you're so right right now, lets gooo

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Fuck yeah, I knew you'd be down. Want it to just be us, or anyone else?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N can i invite Rubes? she looks like she's about to melt off the couch across from me.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Definitely! We’ll need to take a picture and send to Colt. You down to torture him?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Duh. He’ll be so jealous he couldn’t make it but sry not sry I’m on summer vacation! Do we need to bring snacks?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y We know what his reply will be, "some of us have to work around here."  You bring the snacks, I'll pack the cooler with drinks. What's been your poison this summer?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N he made his bed he can lay in it! ok i'll raid our pantry. and hmm...passionfruit high noons or pineapple nutrls. here for the tropical fruits! ruby's been into watermelon.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Not our problem!! We worked hard all year in school. Time to play. Make it basic - chips, and something sweet. We'll probably be listening to music and drinking the entire time. And deal. I'm going to need to try one of those nutrls.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N exactly, everyone should listen to mr. ivy league! well my current addictions will def make an appearance then: nerdy gummy clusters and honey bbq chips. can we take the wakeboards out too? they're so good, you'll love. i fight ruby on this but they're so much better than claws.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y That's what I've been saying. Glad someone else finally has! Good addictions. I approve. Definitely, should I get the giant water pad out too? In case you and Ruby want to sun bathe on it? I'm intrigued. Can't wait to gang up on Ruby and agree with you.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N i'm kidding, can't let your head get too big. yes!! bring some pool noodles too, why not. all the options! thank god, i need someone in my corner these days. her and colt have made this the 2v1 summer and i'm the 1 lately!!

[henry albright]

H E N R Y You can. Feel free, in fact. Should I bring the fireball shots too? Nothing better than putting them on ice and tossing them to you while you're in the water. Really? That's lame of them. Let's give them a taste of how it feels then. Though I think Ruby already knows you're my favorite anyways.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N negative, then it'll probably explode. duhh, ugh my dream! my literal dream. don't say that out loud, she'll shove you off the boat and then we don't have a driver! should we get the moms and your fam together for dinner sometime this summer? i want that yummy corn salad thing you guys always make.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Maybe. OK adding that to the list then. Especially if it's your dream. Yeah she probably would do that too, so I won't say that out loud. And she doesn't read your messages right? She'll really conspire against me. Hell yeah. Would be fun. We could have you guys over here. My mom loves to entertain.