.american nights

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N check that ego, sir. no - why would she read my messages? can't let you die mid-summer! our moms like to drink wine and entertain people, it's perfect.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Who? Me? Never. I didn't know if you were secretly plotting against me and showing her the messages. Happy to know you don't want me to die. Which of the moms make that amazing french onion dip?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N it's giving jimmy neutron paranoid much?? what girl did you dirty like that lol. colt's mom, omg. i forget what she adds in it but it's the best. should i ask her to make some for the boat? tbh a chip and dip would be elite.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Ouch. A huge insult. You have no idea haha. Hell yes. Throw in that it's for me and she'll absolutely make it.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N oh a true crazy! give me the goss! haha oh? have a crush on a one ms. helena bell?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y It's a really long story, it'll only bore you. Obviously? Look at her?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N wrong, i'm even more intrigued. spill the tea! ok fine she's hot but she's basically one of my three moms!

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Let's start here. Did you know I was engaged at 18? Well, she's not one of mine. But she loves me.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N no!!! my age!!! i'm a baby!! ok don't go try to fuck our friends mom, that would work out worse than most scenarios.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Yep. Then we called it off. Colt would murder me. I know better than that.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N imagine if you went to yale married and unavailable. the river of crying girls would fund the crew team. hmmm do you?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I guess lucky for them that it didn't end up happening. At times?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N yeah at times! almost married at 18, ya psycho. how's summer been otherwise? it's been so hot out here and less rainy, i've been diggin it.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Sometimes it’s fun to be a little psycho. You’ll get there, young one. I’ve been loving all the extra boat time. I think I’ve only had to wear a sweatshirt once? What trouble has the infamous trio been up to?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N you’re only three years older than me 😡 oh y’know, behaving like siblings. bitch each other out then make ramen together at midnight. house has been packed too with extra people this year. colt’s other sibs, the dance girl Ruby’s mom is training, Matt here and there. busy!