.american nights

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Whatever you say! That's really sad. How else does one get brownie points? Sounds like a lot of fun...

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Ok like actually stop it's getting annoying and idk what you're trying to prove. Like sure, Glen Powell is hot, happy now? By not being annoying, see above ^^ Wouldn't have it any other way! How's your house, quiet and polite? Let's throw a rager there.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I'm not trying to prove anything! That was me ending that conversation. I think... Ruby and Colt are rubbing off on you! But yes, I am happy to hear you admit he's hot. Shutting my mouth now. It is nice and quiet, though. Pool time is very peaceful unlike how I imagine it is at your house! I'm in the dog house with my mom. No ragers allowed at mine.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I think you're just being a weird stupid boy, how about that?? What'd you do to your mom?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I'd say that checks out. Just a little family history drama. It’ll be better once I make her a few blackberry margaritas. You that make your mom mad?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I’m an angel, I don’t make my mom mad!! She’s with her besties anyway, not much to rattle them even with the chaos they just drink their wine and enjoy their time together. Your mom can come chill here and then we rage?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I knew that would your response. Miss Perfect, always huh? How do the three of them know each other again? That’s a good idea actually.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N It’s just me and her, I have to keep up her epic legacy. And they all went to NYU together! They rented this house every summer since college and then eventually bought it together, it’s why it’s so special. And why we can terrorize you every summer.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Yeah this is all sounding familiar now. And Colt doesn’t terrorize me, he’s my best friend. You and Ruby on the other hand, do. I’m willing to look past it for an epic boat day.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Oh come on, I bet he trash talks the shit out of you on Fortnight or whatever. You being mean is not selling me! Bring some of your hot friends for Ruby.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Well obviously. But as you said earlier that’s normal “stupid weird boy” behavior. We yell at each other through the headset and then we’re fine in person. What’s her type? I can maybe make this happen.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Idk - buff, hot, can handle her dramatics. Will fetch her things if she asks or read her mind and do it anyway. Just the usual!

[henry albright]

H E N R Y … sounds super achievable. I’ll find something close to that?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I have faith in you, young Henry. Honestly if any of your friends at Yale are on the crew time she’d prob drool so.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y OK, this is better. I can work with that. If she's off flirting, you're stuck with me!