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C L E O P A T R A like a tiny flamingo but one that shrieks. i also like cassowaries, and emus. did you know emu's fought a war with australians and won? oh shut upppp. how are you even real.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron I'm not surprised at all. Wild place, seems like all the animals there just leveled up. I say give it back to them. I also read to blind orphans and help little old ladies cross the street.

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C L E O P A T R A we tried, we failed. time to give it up. have you ever been? do you dress up as spider-man for childrens hospitals in your downtime?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Nah, guess I wouldn't be opposed to it when in need of a little near-death experience. Have you? Sometimes, but mostly just for the upside down kissing potential after.

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C L E O P A T R A nooo i don't travel much tbh. ... in the childrens ward, aaron?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Anywhere you'd want to go? With the nurses and doctors, come on. But yeah, just the fosters I do my volunteering with. Might volunteer firefight someday.

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C L E O P A T R A probably just home to alaska. where's the best place you've been? what makes you want to do good??

[aaron eklund]

Aaron I've always wanted to go to Alaska. Only country I've ever been besides deployments was India. I think I like roadtrips better for now. I was almost a foster kid, and they always get the short end of the stick so I figured I'd do with them what I wish was done for me. Nobody teaches them how to change a tire or understand taxes, things like that. I just want to pay it forward.

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C L E O P A T R A okay i'll take you. we can go camping, so long as you avoid the bears. oh god that's too cute. think you might actually foster someone one day?

[aaron eklund]

Aaron That would be fun, I love camping. Rucksack and that's it. I didn't really think of that as an option to be honest. Maybe I guess. The older ones have it the hardest. Otherwise I like to say the bloodline dies with me.

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C L E O P A T R A i like it except for the fact that bugs freak me out. yeah, i mean, i would want to give up my own fourteen year old up for fostering so can't imagine who would pick them. what if you just took them like, 16-18, that's manageable.

[aaron eklund]

Aaron More than bears? That'd be something. Aaron's group home for troubled teens. Better not dump off yours though, it's no babysitting service.

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C L E O P A T R A yeah, the bears are easier to avoid. oh pleaaase i want them to be able to learn carpentry. 🥺

[aaron eklund]

Aaron Boy do I have some tales about camel spiders for you. I'll still help with that. Maybe I should be teaching you first, do you know your way around a toolbox?

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C L E O P A T R A omfg don't. are they spiders or scorpions??? yes, i'm actually really good with them. wish i wasn't.