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[benicio otero]

Benicio It's because of my grandma. She used to bring her church ladies around, they would gossip like crazy. Mami I was just with you, it's too soon to have chisme. You're the one with the big news and secret lately.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i church women are in their own league. whhhyyyy can't you do something salacious just for my entertainment? oh hardly.

[benicio otero]

Benicio Because I leave that up to you. Do I have to pick up the slack now that you're off the market?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i afraid so. i'm a bore now.

[benicio otero]

Benicio Ay dios, what's gonna happen when we're in relationships at the same time?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i jane will pick up our slack! you think a relationship is on the cards for you too? stop copying me beni.

[benicio otero]

Benicio That's true. Maybe she should have dating diaries. I thought so. We'll see what happens, it's been a while.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i she'd be way more entertaining, but she's too discreet. hmmmmm.

[benicio otero]

Benicio How come you never told me about her before? Hmmmmmm what?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i this might surprise you but i have a lot of friends! do you want to hear about all of them? and she's LA based, it's a different world. i feel like you're holding out on me.

[benicio otero]

Benicio I know but after all those girls' profiles you tried to set me up with. Who me? Nada, nunca.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i all new yorkers, and besides, i wouldn't set you two up on an actual date. if i find out anything to the contrary i'll be pissed. this is your warning.

[benicio otero]

Benicio You tried keeping Pat a secret, I'm still salty about that.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i nooo i didn't, i just didn't want to jinx it.

[benicio otero]

Benicio Sure sure. I guess we just keep big juicy secrets now.