. jack kearney

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Blinked and they were suddenly so grown up 🥲 Steady course then, brother. Would have never bet on you moving a while ago and look at you now.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE I'll pass you down my Hawaiian shirts when Stassi inevitably makes me get rid of them. I'll take you to this food festival in BK if we can't do state fair, how about that?

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE One of the perks, though sometimes I don't know if she's kidding or not. It won't stop until we hit every state, I hope everyone knows they're also signing up for our side mission when they're with us.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Yessir. Austin's the proper gateway. Can dip your toes in nice and slow.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE And ruin all my hard work? Sorry bud, grow your own. Dallas we just need to be ready to never eat anything fried again afterwards for the rest of our lives.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Think those only work in porn, unfortunately. God it's been a while, I think Maine? Benny and I did a weekend when construction finally wrapped, I was so hungover I barely remember it. Not sure if it counts if I puked up the lobster on a stick.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Probably trying to figure out which category they saw you in. Looks like we’ve gotta dust off the list. Was Cali better or worse than Washington?

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Really been doing numbers since Yellowstone took off. I bet Scotland has a Loch Ness Monster festival. Do we expand internationally eventually?

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Havent either in solidarity. She big on Housewives? I could see an Oktoberfest down the line.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE I’m on a baking hiatus unfortunately after I dated one. Big Below Deck fan though. You and me both. Maybe we aim for 2025 resolutions? If we make it out this year in the green I’m celebrating hard.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE It’s alright, we all know Benny’s the chef in the family but I’m apparently now famous for a mean bacon, egg and cheese. Just wait until you see our rent. Be my guest - we have an accountant but thank god my mom looks over them too.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Comin right up. If you think California taxes are abysmal just you wait. Still feels weird to complain so much about taxes but that’s growing up for ya. Thanks though, man. Crazy to see how far we’ve all come.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE Same. Stassi calls it Maintenance Mode. 8pm that Friday by the way. Clover Hill, hope you’re feeling fancy.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE I hope so. Is that weird? Stas has some weird fans on Reddit but nothing to that caliber.

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PAT 1 NEW MESSAGE No, she’ll just be nervous. I can see you apologizing to photographers. It’s funny to see you in them, I always have to double take but you’re starting to look a little more aware. Some of the first ones are hilarious.