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[jane ridley]

JANIE Either way I'm incredibly convincing, but the chef coat at the party really did it for me. That and the desserts, duh. I want to be sous chef for that.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R That's a first. We can have a mini lesson.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Shouldn't be, The Bear is a popular show you know. We can temper some chocolate then you can lick it off me.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R It's like the number one thing people talk to me about on Bumble. You really sure it'll be okay for me to fuck your brains out at your boyfriend's place?

[jane ridley]

JANIE I imagine a lot of very clever "Yes, Chef" lines. I hope he gets on the security cameras and watches. Would make for fun conversation when he returned.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R They are never clever Jane, it's a lot of "have you seen the Bear". Ah, an exhibitionist. Noted.

[jane ridley]

JANIE I just winced. This is why I'm not on the apps. The island is massive, for the record.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R I need to delete them, just wanted an ego boost after Lottie. Can't wait to eat you out on it.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Rich girls stay boring, but god I love them too sometimes. Correct answer. Can't wait to take my time with you, we'll drink so much wine in the process.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R They are not for me. Jane, I want to make your legs shake, I want to make your Earth crumble, but I really do need to reiterate once more that we're dealing with heavy machinery here. There's no points for bravery.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Not even the one that ~* got away? I get it, communication is a hell of a game and toys exist for a reason. I'll put on my hard hat.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Can you really say someone "got away" if they cheated on you and effectively leave you for dead? Patience is a virtue, that's all I'll say.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Hmm. In that case, congrats on escaping a serial killer. I've got it in spades, a slow burn's still a burn.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R I think you'll really be able to handle it. Which I usually don't think.

[jane ridley]

JANIE How many have? Like full hilt, enjoyable sex experience for you?