: sounds echo

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E i’ll make a little shinto shrine to you in my apartment. will leave offerings of used condoms and tampons, if my period ever comes back. big if. i’m on summer vacation, you’ll have to find someone else to fill the role.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC What kind of Japanese folktale creature do you think I would be? I've thought about it, and no.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E kamaitachi. cutting wind. have you actually? who was a contender?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You are definitely Kuchisake-onna and I was going to tell you that in our wedding vows. That was me thinking about it just then.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E well you've spoiled it now, though i find that very romantic. ok but seriously, if not me, who? if you say violet i'll gut you like a fish. legitimately, i'll bathe in your warm entrails.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC As if that's the last I have. I'm practically a folklore specialist. I was going to say Violet...Affleck. But that's because I think she's an android so her primary directive would be to keep me from Lila Moss.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E where do you want to get married, transylvania? point pleasant? skinwalker ranch? now there's someone who truly wants nothing to do with you, smart girl.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC The suicide forest? Kitty you're sooooo funny. So so funny. Like, impossibly funny. Most girls can't be funny AND beautiful, so now I'm questioning something.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E works for me, we can invite logan paul. i am not funny.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Hopefully he partakes in the tradition of the forest. You're a looks queen, not a comedy queen. Don't overreach again.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E no, it would make our suicide pact so much less poignant. do not drag me into the rupaul industrial complex, you should know better.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Don't say the word drag while asking for that?? Kitty I'm losing track of all the things you supremely hate, please refresh me.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E it’s called wordplay, genius. i’ll send you the top 5 of the day today: 1. people who read coleen hoover 2. instagram’s new rectangular feed 3. that twitch violet does with her mouth 4. american flag sweaters 5. all children

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC And now the reverse. Everything you love, starting with me.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E no. don’t you think it’s rude that violet and calvin never like my instagram posts?