: sounds echo

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC youtu.be/13mUFEXnB54

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E do not ever link me to anything from a ryan reynolds vehicle ever again.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Sorry I didn't realize the ihateryanreynolds finsta was yours too.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E people actually buy his goofball schtick, you know? like they actually believe it. i am constantly staggered by how credulous the american public is.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC The best thing he ever did was make that movie, because its title is what you've been demoted to and this is my way of telling you.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E you can't unbirth me from our mother's vagina, i'm sorry to say.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC If I could've clawed my way out and rendered her barren, I would've. Give me the nudes.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E i'm going to convince my dads i want a sibling. sent from an encrypted number, you're welcome. i'll allow you one more consolation prize, despite my complete innocence. please select from: - option one: a shower video to your exacting specifications - option two: the opportunity to cut me, somewhere inconspicuous and to a length no longer than 1.2cm - option three: i will text anyone a message of your choosing, within reason any redemption must be made today or the offer will be immediately rescinded. subject to terms and conditions.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Atrocious. I'll feel disgusted after I jerk off to them. The pictures, not your hypothetical sibling. Not that that's out of the question. - Shower video I've had and will have again. Not interested. - List inconspicuous locations and convert to the imperial system - Zero value when you'll just text them after and negate whatever I desire

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E ew, they'd be yours too, don't be gross. those are the offers. google is free. depending on the content of the message i would be willing to negotiate on a no-denying-or-explaining clause.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I'll draft a text for you to tell Henry you never want to see him again.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E who?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC "Henry, I never thought it would come to this, but it’s time to be honest—completely, brutally honest. I've been lying to you for too long, and I can't keep living this lie anymore. Let’s start with the obvious: I hate your haircut. You know, I tried to convince myself that I could get used to it, that maybe it would grow on me. But it hasn't. Every time I see it, I cringe. It’s like you took everything that made you remotely attractive and threw it out the window. I can’t stand looking at it anymore.  And while we're on the topic of things I can't stand—sports. I’m sorry, but they’re stupid. I’ve tried so hard to care about your endless rambling about teams, scores, and whatever game is on TV. But I don’t. I’ve never cared. I find it all boring, pointless, and a waste of time. And to be honest, I think you do too. It’s just something you cling to because you’re trying to fit in with people who don’t even notice you. And there’s something else I need to come clean about. All those nice things I said about you? I didn’t mean them. Not one word. I said them because I felt sorry for you, because I knew you didn’t have much going for you. You’re poor, Henry, and I pitied you. I thought I was doing the right thing by being kind, but all I did was build this relationship on a foundation of lies. I was never proud of you, never impressed. I was just trying to make you feel better about yourself because I knew no one else would. So this is it, Henry. I’m done pretending. I’m done with this relationship. Maybe one day, you’ll find someone who actually cares about you, but that someone isn’t me."

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E ... I said within reason. besides, he already knows i hate sports.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Name 1 way that's unreasonable.