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[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E fine, just don’t make it a tramp stamp. you’re late to that particular train… what happened to you? you’re so behind now, is it because you graduated, were you leeching off other students or does ageing hit that hard and fast? my treat.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Obviously not, I want you to see it. I literally didn't know her existence before now therefore she's new to me. Anyway suggest me more muses.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E are you asking me to audition my replacements? no.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Preferably with a casting couch, yes.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E no. you’ve been a shitty friend lately and i wouldn’t want to encourage you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Actually tell me how I've been shitty. We had such a great night* and I've been only the most polite and thoughtful friend. Unfortunately I am surrounded by ingrates. *before you ruined it

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E not giving you the satisfaction of telling you what worked out of your many attempts to piss me off, just know that some did.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Like you didn't piss me off? Whatever, it's a wash. You have no high ground here. I'm ready to hear nice things about me now.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E ugh you are so stupid. fine. your arms look nice, you look 8% less bobble headed.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I feel soooo Italian immigrant gazing out upon the possibilities after landing at Ellis Island, willing to do dirty manual labor to start a new life. I guess you look nice too. My face is jealous of the floor.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E do you think you’ve ever had dirt under your fingernails? like even once. have you ever lifted a brick, do you know how much one weighs? should i start an only fans? invite only.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You didn't let me finish. Just as I set out to work I'm offered the role of young Vito Corleone by a smitten Coppola, forcing me to perpetuate hideous stereotypes about Italians and get filthy rich doing it. Yes but I can only make so many shell accounts before you get suspicious.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E that was a serious question. can i film a tiktok of you trying to build flatpack furniture? you can have a cameo.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC That would be wildly irresponsible. Billions of girls would be so wet they slide and tip the Earth over, I can't have that on my conscience. We can make porn but just crop below our heads.

[kitty smith-sato]

K A T H E R I N E pleeeease? it's a risk i'm willing to take. not if you've carved your initials into me we can't.