. human error

[calvin keller]

CAL I like it for telling time, how many minutes until the hours end. Shower then come join the party, we're not leaving our spots any time soon.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC My apathy's fun, yours is a little depressing. You don't like my natural aroma? I was thinking about saving it all, bringing water beds back but offered in a variety of different bodily fluids.

[calvin keller]

CAL Balance. You'd probably make a killing at Melrose Trading Post, someone's dog would go feral for a cum pet bed.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Be honest, which fluid would entice you most? Not necessarily mine but I may choose to be offended regardless.

[calvin keller]

CAL Spit.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Stop that was my first answer! Just for how long it would take. Blood is the obvious second, but the Red Cross ignores all my communications now. I guess I’ll have to turn to the black market.

[calvin keller]

CAL Think synthetic blood will ever be a thing?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC God that tickles my entrepreneurial spirit. Synth blood spritzers, kombucha, wine? Everything's a fucking seltzer now, that too.

[calvin keller]

CAL Really good choice to watch True Blood right now, honestly. HBO in its prime. I actually want to know your thoughts on Succession.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Interesting, because you didn't care for my supernatural creature discussion and I never got your answer. So we will both have to remain curious.

[calvin keller]

CAL Answer for what, I'm thinking in 3 second increments.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Supernatural creature you'd be. What percent of your brain is working?

[calvin keller]

CAL None of my critical thinking skills, that's for sure. I think I'd be a Griffon.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I could see the Brussels variety more so.

[calvin keller]

CAL