. human error

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Something something false idols. I'm annoyed at everyone in varying amounts, you included.

[calvin keller]

CAL Alright, confess our sins.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You left me hanging and everyone was boring. Did you and Violet hook up?

[calvin keller]

CAL Your fault you chose not to join me. No, woke up and she was in my bed but I'd crashed before she came in. Now it's just True Blood episodes and wallowing in the imagination of my demise.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Daddy had business to tend to first. Describe it to me, how awful you feel.

[calvin keller]

CAL That's right, a chest puffing contest. If my brain bled out of my nose I'd be alright with it. I could probably overdoes on antidepressants and not feel a single shred of light. Thinking about jerking off makes me viciously sick.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC At least I didn’t take the Murder On The Dancefloor song literally. Congratulate me on something. Ugh I wish smell-o-vision was real. Come out to Palm Springs, sweat it out.

[calvin keller]

CAL I'd rather have seen you and Barry have a dick measuring contest, Henry barely registers on my radar. Maybe when I'm not dead and have made it past Season 3.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC How do you suggest I have handled that? Buck up, I need you conscious.

[calvin keller]

CAL What situation, exactly? No. Come cuddle with Violet and I.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Him existing around me. Totally uncalled for. Can’t, I’m mad at Violet too. I hope her sponsor throttles her.

[calvin keller]

CAL Easy, by refusing to acknowledge his existence. Your anger gets boring, can it be something else now?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You can’t banish someone without acknowledging them first, unfortunately. Sure, what do you want?

[calvin keller]

CAL Semantics. Hmm. Longing will work.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You wouldn’t understand, you don’t have an arch nemesis. That’s not an emotion, it’s not an Inside Out character.