. human error

[calvin keller]

CAL I prefer to keep my enemies closer. I'd actually prefer that. Which one of those fuckers is the loudest in your head?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Wouldn’t it be funny if this whole time we were enemies? I prefer to rotate between anger, disgust, ennui, and joy. They did a real disservice leaving out horny which would obviously be orange.

[calvin keller]

CAL It'd be a grand reveal. And then we'd have a Challengers-level worthy makeout just for kicks. I'll ask my dad if we can star in Inside Out 10 - when the next door neighbor suddenly has tits and you start thinking about her a little differently.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Enemies to lovers baby. With appearances by Intrusive Thoughts, Craving, and Horror. Cameo by Mania.

[calvin keller]

CAL Everyone’s favorite, pain before pleasure. And the enemy is an archaic doctor’s script pad and a plethora of prescription drugs. Who will win?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Idk a pain-pleasure-pain arc is more believable. We'll double cross each other at the end, that's our nature as enemies. Ego Death, obviously. Nice watch, who gave it to you?

[calvin keller]

CAL The sequel'll include a mutual masturbation scene, no camera cuts. Dear ol' Dad, of course. His collection's getting a little out of hand lately, I think he should switch to cars. What's Gia up to?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I think you're ready to make your directorial debut! I'll let Kaz know. No one appreciates a good Fabergé egg anymore, it's disheartening. Oh, Gia. I don't know, I forgot to reply to her text, I'd have to check her socials.

[calvin keller]

CAL I played this game on set once - I'd sit there and listen to the AD's discuss a scene before I had to go run an errand or whatever, then I'd feed it to the lead actress like it was some innocuous thought I'd had. Fucked her every day for a week before they wrapped, she was convinced I was a young Wes Anderson. They'd rather just stuff them with caviar or cocaine. Can you go get booked on a job somewhere tropical so we can all come with you?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Calvin, that's manipulative and evil. I'm so proud, that makes me want to go on set. Maybe I'll try out this "working" thing you speak of. Weren't we supposed to go somewhere next month? Vacation calls, I'm losing my zest for life.

[calvin keller]

CAL Just go shadow your dad, way more people you'd be allowed to yell at. I don't know, I don't have any thoughts right now. I'm lucky I can understand a keyboard. Only international ocean water will cure me at this rate.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC And give him the impression that I finally believe he's a filmmaker? Not even on April Fool's Day. We'd better do something before you go back to school.

[calvin keller]

CAL No, to sabotage if you feel. Godd I don't even want to think about that either. Bermuda?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Hmm. I'll think about it. It's been soo long since I was in school, I don't remember when it starts. Are you kidding?! I was going to say that. I want to test that whole triangle conspiracy.

[calvin keller]

CAL Think of the budget implications. I have about a month left still out. How long are you staying in California? It's a sign, we need to be swallowed up on the radar and can retire while everyone mourns our missing plane.