. human error

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC It has inspired me to throw a final summer bash. What a fun conversation starter. I'm feeling a bit of envy. Ugh maybe one of my relatives should get assassinated.

[calvin keller]

CAL Oh? Tell me more. Our friend almost died, you've got that going for you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC That's literally it. I've been inspired for the last 5 seconds. Can I tell you something in the utmost confidence?

[calvin keller]

CAL Good groundwork. Always.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC As it was happening, like she started struggling to breathe, I thought she was doing a bit and I really really wanted to say "you're turning violet, Violet!" Because you know I love the original Wonka movie. Back to planning. So I'm thinking the Cape.

[calvin keller]

CAL Nevermind, I didn't want to hear that. Fine by me. When?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Omg I said I wanted to say it, not that I did! Don't be so uptight. I have a gift for comedic timing that can't be helped. Labor Day weekend of course.

[calvin keller]

CAL It's just good to know your panic response is Freeze. Easy enough.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Is it? Put your hands around my neck sometime and test that out. Act more excited. Kitty is co-chairing but I'm taking all the credit if it's good.

[calvin keller]

CAL Freeze and Fawn, then. Sorry, I've circled back down to so suicidal no hotline could fix me.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC So many F words, hard to get the order right. I'll send a car. Drag yourself into it and you'll wake up in the Springs.

[calvin keller]

CAL Maybe tomorrow, Vi's asleep so I can't really move.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Double check that she is in fact asleep, can't make that mistake twice. We'll see.

[calvin keller]

CAL She’s fine. Just come back here, what’s in Palm Springs?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Sell me on it.