. human error

[calvin keller]

CAL You have to do the selling on a literal fucking desert.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC So irritable. Promise you'll chew some gum to protect those snappy teeth.

[calvin keller]

CAL I don't even have it in me right now to feel bad for people who constantly feel like this. Too much effort to scrounge up sympathy.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC So what lesson have you learned from all this?

[calvin keller]

CAL Honestly? That was really fucking good molly.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I know, I took some to-go before I left. For a rainy day.

[calvin keller]

CAL Is that how you ended up in PS?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Nobody has even bothered to ask about my night. Unbelievable. I woke up at 4am, wandered into your kitchen and stopped myself from pissing in your oven. Ate all the leftover food, laid on the floor of the wine cellar and smoked a cigarette. Got a car home. Had some company to ease the pain of betrayal. Texted Lila Moss, rekindled our love for about an hour before coming to my senses and calling it off. Drove to Palm Springs because I want to lay out and sizzle like bacon.

[calvin keller]

CAL

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC TLDR the instructions to finding my secret buried treasure but ok. Suit yourself. Or go fuck yourself, either one.

[calvin keller]

CAL Oh but wouldn't you love to watch the latter?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Be a friend and send the recording, will you?

[calvin keller]

CAL How impersonal. What kind of supernatural creature would you be, if you could be one?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC If that's how you're luring me back, I'll consider it. Calvin you have to be more specific, you know my love of cryptozoology. Are we talking famous cryptids, general creatures, supernatural creatures from media, religious entities? Doesn't matter, I'll tell you one of each - Ohio's Mothman, chimera, Pumpkinhead, Baphomet.

[calvin keller]

CAL Still too delicate. Feel free to paint me like one of your French girls, though. Honestly my brain went as far as the TV in front of me. Have you seen the new Alien movie?