. human error

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC You're the one partial to the French. I have not, would you like to?

[calvin keller]

CAL Italian girls, then. Kind of, I had a phase where I played Alien Isolation for 3 weeks straight. Feel like I need to honor it. My dad probably has a screener if you want to come watch after you return from burning to a crisp.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC God if you were Italian I would lose my mind. Probably for the better that you're not. Let the record reflect that I'm being promised cuddling, a new movie, and Idk jerking off or burning each other or something.

[calvin keller]

CAL Maybe I'll learn Italian next. I'll promise 3 of 4, how about that.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Please do. I'll help you immerse. A mystery which three of course. I like you.

[calvin keller]

CAL want to naturalize me? i know you do. and yet you've abandoned me in my time of need that you somehow sent me to in the first place.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC There is nothing natural about anything I want to do with or to you. I will take no blame! Stop getting in Violet's way, you're babying her.

[calvin keller]

CAL Let her keep her training wheels on a little longer, she's clearly still wobbling.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Are you going to intercept every drink or pill that approaches her lips? That's ridiculous.

[calvin keller]

CAL I was offering it to you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC And I was trying to share the fun. I'd rather she do it with us than strangers, don't you?

[calvin keller]

CAL I didn't feel like sharing, clearly. I'd rather she just not, for now.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I'll roll with you again and make it up to you.

[calvin keller]

CAL Damage is already done. To my brain, that is. I don't know if I'll ever recover basic math.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Who needs that, you're too rich to ever do your own math. Ugh I should have flown here. I can be back in a few hours, I've already sweat off 10 lbs of water weight.