. 49 days

[calvin keller]

CAL aww, how romantic of you. sure. if you two have dinner with me, scout's honor i won't sleep with your friend.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N hmm, that was too easy. are you that keen to meet her?

[calvin keller]

CAL what if i just want to spend more time with you?

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N then you should only invite me.

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[calvin keller]

CAL and ignore your friend? that's rude, kitty.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N she can hang out at the apartment, she'll be fine.

[calvin keller]

CAL i'll think about it. can't believe you're deigning to spend more time on the west coast still, the shock is thrilling.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N not my choice, my dads aren't leaving me alone for the rest of the summer.

[calvin keller]

CAL still the Europe thing?

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N yeah. they are currently cosplaying as concerned parents but they'll get bored of that pretty soon. can you get your dad to nag carter into getting back on tiktok? that used to have him in a chokehold.

[calvin keller]

CAL you alright, after that? last i heard he was on a 'social media cleanse' for the summer but will see what i can do. martin's in the sahara for some reason or another.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N totally fine, ancient history. as if, he's on his phone 24/7. how's your family?

[calvin keller]

CAL ok. maybe he's doing crosswords? they're fine - dad's with whichever talent is his favorite right now, daphne's been summering with her friends in Kiawah of all places, and schuyler's been meticulously planning her birthday, apparently.

[kitty smith-sato]

K I T T E N do you think he's having an affair? oh wow, kiawah, whose idea was that? oh really, when's that?

[calvin keller]

CAL your dad or mine? no idea, she's been nonstop complaining but then I saw a video of her on one of those booze carts you have to pedal? it's so very not Daphne I think she might just be disassociating for a while. next Friday.