. lustful insomniac

[jack kearney]

Jack Hahah no way, really? Why?! I will still be around when you come out with some very good news, like you always do. They're relatively fresh, so not much yet. It sounds like they met through the place he runs, which I'll take you to. She's a night owl, big city girl, a bit nervous about things like this though she's met his siblings. He hasn't had a girlfriend in a few years, it's exciting stuff.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A A lifetime of him kissing all my friends. You are truly an eternal optimist, it's really so cute. Aww, sounds like this will be worse for her than for me! I'm sure it'll be fine, we'll get her drunk and I'll bond with her in the girls' toilet.

[jack kearney]

Jack Should I...ask her? That's what I suggested. She sounds fun, I'm sure you'll be fast friends. Leave it to us boys to entertain if necessary, we have lots of stories.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Noooo. I think I don't want to know. Oh please, and you think I don't? We can pretend I'm on my podcast and they are my special guests.

[jack kearney]

Jack But now you've planted a seed. Stories about each other, I should say. Luckily you already knew me through my embarrassing ages. He's the cousin I went to all those state fairs with, it's our thing.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Unplant it! Awww now that I do want to hear. I bet you had some great moments I haven't been privy to though, I want every last one. That's so American and so cute! Think he has photos?

[jack kearney]

Jack I've buried it but now it might be an uncomfortable question blurted out at Thanksgiving. Loads - we both do, we were armed with those little digital cameras way back when. Would you ever want to go to a state fair with me? A very American experience, on par with Montana.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Jonathan James. No. Please bring every family photo going. I would love that more than you can ever imagine.

[jack kearney]

Jack Keep me away from the whiskey ditches. Well it started off as family stuff whenever the Bohannon kids visited. But around the summer you left, Pat and I started going on our own. Really wild times.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A But I love when you taste of it. You sure you don't want to keep it sacred between you two?

[jack kearney]

Jack Maybe I'll order one tonight then. Oh it'll be fun to share, I'm sure it'll spark memories we forgot about. If not, then it'll just be me going on and on about you.

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Bath and whiskey kisses, what more could a girl ask for? Oh stop, we're the least interesting thing out of this mix. I want to hear all about the NY life, your history, the works!

[jack kearney]

Jack A neck rub. :) I can't wait. How are you feeling about the meeting and general book business?

[sylvia constantinou]

S Y L V I A Let me give you one. Dreading it. Feel sick. Want to die. Looking forward to everything else, though.

[jack kearney]

Jack You are very good at getting out those knots. Aw babes. It'll be so good, just watch. What's the best than can happen, remember?