. gouge away

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e They do seem pretty perfect. Maybe when I hit 30. Ok, ok, I'll take one for the team. Maybe Nate will propose at the wedding, have you told him not to?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a She's always been perfect, he just keeps up. You ever get the itch, just go babysit your soon to be 2 nieces. And do your lunges, never know when you'll have to seamlessly get down on one knee. Sades also has cute friends, if you're looking for a doctor type. God I'm giving you such variety. Oh he'd never. I think I need to practice holding a gun to his head for him to do it but it'll be the happiest day of my life.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Which makes him pretty perfect too. I love Aria more than life itself but god, she makes me seriously consider getting a vasectomy sometimes. Alright, here's an honest question deserving of an honest answer - if one of Sadie's doctor friends asked you about me, what would you say? Maybe don't invite him to Aish and Freddie's then, I have a feeling it'd put him off more than anything ever could.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Now imagine two of her. I’d say you’re the kindest nepo baby I know, and you make space for everyone. You might disappear to Japan for 12 days here and there but usually you at least extend the invite. Could break up with you five days before a wedding but tbh, you’re a true catch. Oh no, he’ll go back to Europe before attending. Hell, he’d go to Saudi.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e I can't. She and Charlotte got all the work ethic in the family. Hahaha, that's very fair, some legit red flags in there but I can't contest them. Shall we go with?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a I meant 2 Arias! I need your sister to remind me her due date. You get to wave at least a permanent yellow because you’re respectful to women. The bar stays low my friend. A woman in Saudi? Pass. You two can discuss this weekend. I will be drunk the moment the reception begins.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e January 8th. Do you think I should be less respectful? Maybe that's been my issue all along. You deserve it. Are you joining them on the honeymoon?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Ah. A little Capricorn. If you want to go back to ruining lives and making someone obsessed with you, sure. Just know girls are way more creative these days when it comes to revenge! She said no :(

[tate mccarthy]

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t a t e God help us all. That's true, the power of TikTok actually makes me scared to leave the house sometimes. Awww, I think just book a ticket and show up. They'll love it, it'll be like a bonus wedding gift.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a I think your true bit is you’re a serial monogamist. When was the last time there was no one serious in the picture? And ruin the first moments of silence away from Athena? That’s my true wedding gift, running all the interference including YOU.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Hmm.. those few months between Rosie and Liv, that was a while. I thought you meant cousin Athena for a sec, not Aunt. Come on, don't you feel bad for me? I'm going through a break up!

[cora wolfe]

c o r a That’s barely anything in the grand scheme of things, omg. Do you feel bad about it? I’ll be worse off if you’re actually torn up.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e I like having a girlfriend, is that a crime? Yeah, I do feel bad about it. But it's amicable so that helps.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Yes. well hey, with your current pattern you could be back with her in like, a year or so! god, did we get bitten by the same bug?

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Maybe there's a boomerang gene and we both have it.