. almost idyllic

[pat bohannon]

P A T You have four or five pairs of sunglasses over here, do you need any of them?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i yes i need all of them and i need them there, thank you for checking 🖤

[pat bohannon]

P A T .. you need them all here?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i that's like 2% of my collection... there's 2 pairs for night and 2 for day, and then gold vs silver hardware depending on the outfit, then tortoiseshell. in fact there should be a couple more, are you sure that's all of them?

[pat bohannon]

P A T I just found two more in that drawer in my coffee table. When did you find time to transfer all of these?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i my purse was heavy so i dumped them all out the other day, as well as two hairbrushes - one of them is one of those fake ones with a hidden flask. is it annoying? i can take them back.

[pat bohannon]

P A T No it’s fine, no wonder your bag weighed 40 pounds. I put them all in those drawers by the door if you’re looking. You around tonight or work?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i not tempted to wear any yourself? i think you'd look great in the celines. work, but i've asked them to cut me if they can. it's been quiet so might be able to. how about you?

[pat bohannon]

P A T I prefer looking like a bug, actually. Not enough rhinestones either. Leaving early tonight, drinks later? Or are you still in that Hell’s Kitchen binge.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i ah, the elton john school of sunglasses, i respect it. no i'll be around, that'd be nice.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Go big or go home, baby. K, let me know when you’re off and I’ll head that way. Feeling nice or feeling dive?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i dive. i've had my fill of fancy restaurants lately, need a break.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Dive it is, you’ve been busy lately. Syl loved your pick, by the way. Did you have a good time?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'm always busy!! i did, did you? do you think they liked me or are they going to give me zero stars?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Busier, then. Still sorry I missed you the other night, didn’t realize you were coming in. 5-Star Yelp review. Like I said, Jack’s like me. You’d be pretty aware if he wasn’t a fan.