. almost idyllic

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i ok but you've never really done that so it's not much of a sacrifice on your part.

[pat bohannon]

P A T That's what I've been trying to say. I know it's a sacrifice for you to stop, that's why I'm trying to be fine with it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i want you to want me to stop. i want you to say it.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I want you to stop. But when it makes sense for you, not because I'm demanding it now.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'll figure something else out.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Until you do, I am fine. But please, for the love of god, don't sleep with anyone else in my bed.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i do you think i'd be able to break in? i think i could. also, what about my bed?

[pat bohannon]

P A T You mean you didn't copy my keys yet when I was asleep? I'd prefer not, but. Are you sleeping with all of these guys?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i not yet but that's a good idea. oh my god pat, no, fuck no! you seriously thought that was a possibility?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Early on I thought you’d stolen keys from Bodega the way you’d just appear. I didn’t know, I guess I’ve never really asked further about it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i have my ways... you seriously think i'd be doing that? have you been doing that?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Oh so you did steal them. I didn’t until you felt like threatening me with it. Me? With who, exactly?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i nope! i was making a point, not a threat. i don't know, anyone. millie. that blonde regular who's obsessed with you. one of my followers, idk, you're not exactly forthcoming about what you're up to either.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Sounded like a threat. Millie? Seriously, Stas?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i it wasn't a threat, i'm not going to do that. well i don't know.