. almost idyllic

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i some of them, maybe. i'm not dating any of them, they aren't getting any version of me. i'm definitely not fucking them.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Cool, more for me. Do you want a key? For mine?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you don’t have to do that.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I know. Wouldn’t ask if I didn’t mean it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i it's okay, let's wait.

[pat bohannon]

P A T All good. You still pissed at me?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no, i'm resigned to it.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Oh c’mon, don’t pout. I’ll take the anger over that.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i oh, you want a reaction?

[pat bohannon]

P A T If it makes you feel better, hit me.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no, i'm pointing out that you want an actual reaction, not pouting. right back at you!

[pat bohannon]

P A T Do you want me to set ground rules? Would that make you feel better?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i yes.

[pat bohannon]

P A T 1. I want to know about them 2. Don't bring them to Bodega 3. Don't fuck them, no sleepovers 4. I want some sort of priority. If I want to take you out one night, it's me over them. 5. If it's going bad, cut it short and call me, don't drag it out for content purpose. Ok?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i okay, i agree. these are all v fair and i feel better for them being in place, so thank you. 🖤 one follow up question, when you say you wanna know about them, how much do you wanna know?