. almost idyllic

[pat bohannon]

P A T Just who and when, for now. If I want more later, I'll ask for it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i okay. done deal. i don't even kiss them, btw.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Sucks the latest ones will never know what they’re missing out on. Which date’s been your favorite you’ve ever posted?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i why would i bother when you know the effect you have on me. hmm, like date to be on or guy to date?

[pat bohannon]

P A T I don't know, maybe you'd want the reminder it doesn't compare. Both.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i not something easily forgotten. best actual date was unfortunately being flown to LA. best date as a person... excluding you, and niko, there's a lot of duds. maybe the cowboy? he was fun and never took anything too seriously.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Good. Guess I didn’t fully ruin it then. That seems best case scenario, right? No expectations.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i mean it was LA!! we should go visit your cousin, do you like it out there? tell me your best date.

[pat bohannon]

P A T What's so special about LA to you? Still just new? I like it out there, don't get me wrong. I like wine country, I like easy access to the beach. Just different. It was kind of an accidental one - I got dinner with a bunch of friends, and people just kept joining in and out at the table. Met this girl there and I could tell we got on pretty well - night went from there to another bar and when everyone else headed out to a late night spot we just stayed and talked until close, then raided a bodega and drank on her roof until sunrise. Saw her a few times after that, but just was a night where I never knew where it was gonna go.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i just novelty, i'm not sure i could hack it for more than like five days at most. i can't picture you on a beach. thanks i hate it. 🖤

[pat bohannon]

P A T One day at Disney you'd be done. I'll give you one crazier, I can surf. Luckily we've got nothing but time to set another bar. I liked our first date - felt backwards, but in a good way.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i ohhh my god never even thought of disney, can we go to florida? shut up, when did you learn? let's have a pretend first date.

[pat bohannon]

P A T You don't want to go to Florida. Initially on a family vacation to Hawaii years back, then out in California when I've been. Grew up wakeboarding in the summers so that helped. What would that entail?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i think it'd be a cultural experience. omgg can't wait to keep finding out random facts about you. pretending we're meeting for the first time, you take me on your idea of a perfect first date, and i can take you on mine.

[pat bohannon]

P A T That’s one way to put it. Likewise. Plenty of time, plenty to learn. And what if I wanted to walk the length of Manhattan?