; light of day

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i but they're soo expensive. aww, so there's no grocery casting couch? well, i'll take that drama, since i have to. i can't say we'll convert but we'll give it a shot. i've only been for a day.

[jack kearney]

Jack If there's anything not to skimp on, it's a good bed. You're painting a much more interesting world I'm afraid. Only a single day? You will definitely need a proper trip then. Maybe early next year, think about it.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i but what do you do with the old mattress? maybe you need to instigate juicier drama. god yeah, when the cold gets super bitter here i'm sure LA will be calling.

[jack kearney]

Jack There's a nice big ranch where all the old mattresses go to retire. Don't try to live vicariously through my work, Syl's is much more interesting. I'm the guy who wears shorts during the winter and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you and your ranches. well i get a fix of hers through her podcast, i'm greedy for more. do you ever miss the snow??

[jack kearney]

Jack But have you heard about the dressing? I do but then I remember preparing for it, shoveling it, and how everything looks after it melts. Now I can travel to it when I want it. You've seen snow, right??

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you raise a good point. it snows in new york! that's why it's the best place on earth, it's got it all. sweltering heat, slushy snow, me...

[jack kearney]

Jack I have to ask, I’ve met people who haven’t. Still blows my mind. If Pat were on the tourism board that’s what the travel brochures would say. How is my cuzzo?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i maybe in LA. do you think?? he's good, i think he was really pleased to have you and now he's got the post visit blues but he'll be okay. always work to throw himself into.

[jack kearney]

Jack Of course, you won't catch him slacking. I hope we impressed and thrilled with our little reunion, you really should have seen us 10 years ago.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'd have loved to, was this before, during or after his finance bro days??

[jack kearney]

Jack Before and a little during. I've known him his whole life, I've seen all the phases! Really proud of all he's done, what a treat to see Bodega in person.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i he's a very impressive person, i agree. how about his exes?

[jack kearney]

Jack As far as I know, he has been single his whole life and waiting for you!

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i ah, too wily for me. will you be around for thanksgiving?