; wicked problems

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Omg you are so dramatic. So that means you want a cute one, right? Let’s get one that says ‘Fuck This Shit.’ First off, his dick was so curved. And like usually that can be worked with, but no. Not when it’s tiny. I was disappointed when I was drunk in the back of the car seeing it for the first time. Will you miss me? !

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC No actually I want a vintage Blackberry, Gia said they used to be all the rage however many decades ago. Violet, why didn't you come to me immediately? I would have laughed at first but that's very serious. You poor thing. Have you been turned off completely, is that it? Of course, you're my very best friend in the whole world!

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Hm. Show me? I’m so curious, so are you going to try to find one and put all your dirty secrets in it? Because I thought maybe he could at least reciprocate better? If he didn’t have a lot to work with. But no. Completely turned off. What a tragedy? right? Saving this so I can rub it in to everyone 🫶🏻

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC That or a little black book, what do you think? Let’s remedy that tonight, or maybe you need a phase with girls. I know a few lesbians if you’d like. It’s a shame our scholarly friends will be too busy to join us.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Will it have a password? Might be safer that way. I tried girls once. But I guess I could try again? Or maybe I’m just meant to be celibate. IDK. I never understood the appeal. Happy you’re free from it. I post a video of my outfit on Instagram and it pays me. They could do something like that.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Like those ancient password journals? You're brilliant. Violet you might be broken, or asexual. We need to get you back on drugs asap. How else could I become a famous art historian?? Some things you just have to see through.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Best place to keep all your secrets, babe! I think it’s going to help me. It’s why I’m ready. This isn’t me? You know me well, you probably agree. Oh yes. Can’t forget about that aspiration of yours!

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I think you’re a walking testament to why sobriety is dangerous. These stories don’t get talked about enough. It’s my career, you wouldn’t get it. And what, my dear, is your aspiration?

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T We just have to make sure my dad doesn’t find out. Or I’m back to jail. Staying tan all year round? That’s my current aspiration.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I'm getting really tired of your father. Where even is he? How could he find out? Let's think this through, we're really good at that. Honestly that's a good one.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T I can’t come back home high or on anything. Otherwise he’ll know. Because he’s such a detective. I know. Tell me some of your other aspirations.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Then don't go back there. We can get a hotel or you can come back to mine. Currently? Oh Idk I might want to become a surgeon. I also want to model nude for an art class, I think that would be very charitable of me.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Ok you’re in charge of not letting me then? Because I always want my bed. A surgeon?? But that means more schooling..no. You can’t. I think you should do the nude modeling.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I will tranquilize you if I have to. You will not fuck this up for me young lady. I can probably just buy a license, it can’t be that hard. The modeling is easy.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Fuck what up exactly? Having your drug buddy taken away again? So easy to fake. You probably could also watch a ton of YouTube videos when it was time to perform a surgery.