; wicked problems

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Oh right I nearly forgot about that part. Have you remembered anything yet? Any new details perhaps?

[henry albright]

V I O L E T Nope. Isn't that weird?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC The brain protects itself in interesting ways. Will you want a dramatic reenactment of it in your eventual biopic? Who should play you?

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Of course I will. I want to wait a few years to decide. A lot of the young actresses right now suck.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Maybe Anya Joy Taylor, but she'd need to diet. I'll pitch it to Kaz, he loves when I'm interested in whatever he does.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Okay come up with some ideas. Would you want to play you in my biopic?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Jack Schlossberg would only be so lucky. He can play me when I'm older and a politician, after I buy all those cities like I've been talking about.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Are we sure you two aren't siblings? Or related? A good choice. What city are you buying first again?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC God I wish. I'm so jealous, I want a family assassination too. He's hot, I'd fuck him. Oh Idk, I should probably experiment somewhere cheap and inconsequential. Maybe just one of the Dakotas. Or maybe both, could be a package deal.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T Could we have a threesome? Or is that breaking the rules again? I say go for both. Then you can forever refer to them as the Dakotas.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I'll allow it. Is it narcissistic to want to fuck your lookalike? Nvm don't answer that. I'm not even sure it's a real place, has anyone bothered to check? And eventually this is all with the goal of bulldozing the entire state of New Jersey.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T I don't think so. We're all about experiences right? It would be trying something new. Why do you hate New Jersey again? I can't remember.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC I just wish I could meet myself, you know? Isn't it so depressing that you'll never be able to see yourself from all angles? You visited me while I was at Princeton, you saw what a lawless place it is.

[violet spencer]

V I O L E T It is depressing. I've never really thought about that? You look good at all angles. Don't worry!!! Oh. Yeah. I forgot. Burn it down.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

DVC Yet another reason for me to commission a statue. Would you like one? Nude, obviously. I'm just saying, Jersey should have been bombed not Japan. And that's not even because of Kitty.