dominic x calvin

[calvin keller]

Cal Must be incredibly overwhelming. Who, you and Kitty?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Are you going? No, Violet herself. She needs a sex therapist or something, you should volunteer.

[calvin keller]

Cal Yep. Thank god I asked too, might have gone to the Hong Kong location instead of London. Really? Here I thought you'd have something prophetic to offer her while you were here.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I offered to get her fucked since neither of us are willing. You seem catty, are you actually mad at me?

[calvin keller]

Cal Still turned you down? Maybe rehab made her asexual. I'm just tired, forgot how campus socializing is actually a monotonous bore.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Please, she was practically begging me. Normally I like that but you know I don't do repeats. Shall I come and spice things up for you on campus?

[calvin keller]

Cal Who'd be your exception? No, have to wait until my annoyance with you runs out. Probably in London.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I can't make exceptions, somebody ruined it for everyone else. Omg I'm literally innocent, this is bullshit. Violet must have something good on you.

[calvin keller]

Cal Lila. How was Italy?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That name is banned. It was fantastic, I feel reminded of my life's purpose. Kendra is my very best friend in the world, I adore her. She was having so much fun she insisted upon staying.

[calvin keller]

Cal I bet she asked to peg you, didn't she. You going to go back and scoop her up after London? Or is she going full immersion.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Sadly no, but I'm not going to talk about it. I suppose I could. Would you like to come with? She's in a particularly vulnerable place right now and she thinks you're hot.

[calvin keller]

Cal I'd rather not be accused of taking advantage of her, which is exactly what that sounds like. What city? Reminds me we never did Bermuda.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Is it taking advantage of if it's invited? I think not. She'd love it, she needs it. Milan. I thought we said Greece. Either way, I blame your school schedule.

[calvin keller]

Cal Actually we're going to Japan with Kitty, she can stay in Milan a little longer. What a depressing city anyway, tell her to leave it.