dominic x calvin

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Just how I like it. Who are you bringing?

[calvin keller]

Cal Haven't decided yet. Maybe they'll be fun for you though, who knows.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I'll see who piques my interest. Shoot me the deets a few days beforehand, you know I'll forget.

[calvin keller]

Cal Will do. Though you might also be in Southeast Asia at that point, tracking down the next viral baby hippo.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Maybe I should become a poacher.

[calvin keller]

Cal Too obvious - those pictures always seem to surface at really inopportune times, too.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom You’re right, that would totally jeopardize my future in politics. Do you have a favorite animal skin?

[calvin keller]

Cal I think it's all a little gauche and I'd rather just go for leather. PETA been in touch, lately?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom No but I'm dying to see one of their little paint drive-bys. Or the protestors who have been throwing soup at art!

[calvin keller]

Cal What if you did an entire exhibit like the Banksy that shredded itself the second it was purchased?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I would have a decoy exhibit for the protestors, perhaps complete with a trapdoor and spike pit.

[calvin keller]

Cal Isn't there a restaurant called Pita Pit? Could be a clever play on words.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Oh Cal you're a riot. I love when you indulge my imagination. I've missed it, we need a reunion asap.

[calvin keller]

Cal You can be my date in London, Kitty's dad would adore it.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom After all the theatrics are over, let's make it look like I'm kneeling to propose to you but I'm actually just tying my shoe and we can see who all suspects we're gay.