dominic x calvin

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Making me work harder for it. Normally I hate that but for you, it's a pleasure.

[calvin keller]

Cal Ah. I do enjoy being an exception now and again. You always find a way to bring them up again, anyway. The higher the number the better the birthday gift, we'll say.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Don't tell anyone, they'd die of envy. Anything for my best boy. See what happens when these women get in the way of us?

[calvin keller]

Cal Secret's safe with me. It's hideous. How do we let it happen time and time again?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Feminine wiles, whatever those are. Where's that Celeste girl

[calvin keller]

Cal Broke it off, she was getting a little too attached to the neighbor's dog in Malibu.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Are you insinuating something?

[calvin keller]

Cal Ha, no. She was just getting comfortable and I realized the summer fun wasn't translating when we went back to school.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom And before the holidays, you rascal. How did she take it?

[calvin keller]

Cal I already said I was solo for Thanksgiving this year, she wasn't making the cut to begin with. I think she was more shocked than I expected. Got some icy looks in class the other day, but otherwise unscathed.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I presume she doesn't have anything on you? Unsavory texts, identifiable nudes? You should send Kitty on her case.

[calvin keller]

Cal I think I can handle myself just fine, Kitty doesn’t need to be involved. People are a little different out here.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Send me your nudes, I'll tell you whether or not they're identifiable.

[calvin keller]

Cal Good try.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I have to ask every few months, it's to keep you sharp. Anyway I have a party to tend to, send me a nice bedtime story voice note later.