dominic x mirren

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 it's the irish butter. i'll teach you how to make one. or so you can tell someone else how to make one for you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 Don't tell my trainer. And please don't mention my hideous face.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 do you think i know your trainer? i've seen a broken nose before, i'll survive. did he knock any teeth out is when it gets dicey.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 I wish I could claim to know anything that you know. You watch too many movies. My nose is fine, it’s my cheek and eye that are bruised.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 same, sometimes. other times i think your brain scares me. my ex was a hockey player, it's all possible!

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 I can sketch you a diagram if you’d like. Oh my, how does it feel to add that little prefix?

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 does it look like this? weird.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 Is that an original MH? Interesting technique. Bring over all your art history homework, I’m dying to see. You were brave, you know. You should be proud of yourself.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 some pretty good circles in there! no, i'm not lugging those books. yeah maybe in a little while. just gonna take some time to get used to. what happened with your friends?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 I think you just enjoy denying me. They’re all very troubled, you see - a narcissist, a gambler, and a drug addict. I was shocked to find all this out, but they’d each been lying to me and waiting to use it against each other. And then cue your violent, homophobic friend.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 no, that's just a lot of effort for no reason. and he punched you why? what's your reason?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 Another time then. Because I don't support his relationship with Katherine. I think he's thuggish, stupid, and a bad influence on the girl I've known since she was born. But they are now free to be. It's the last I hear or see of them, I am done with those people.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 you'll understand when you see they weigh 18 pounds. you guys also sound insane, ngl.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dominic 🥪 I looove books. Avid reader. We had our quirks. But I told you I was aware of this and actively making new friends.

[mirren hewitt]

mirror 🪞 of textbooks? ok weirdo. won't you miss them though?