jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie if you make it through the entire day and don't run for your big, depressing mansion in the hills then yes, i will inevitably drink enough red wine and get so horny i'll need to sit on your face. and then will promptly order a room service hot fudge sundae.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I can mingle with poor people Jane, I do it all the time at work. Maybe I won't put out, what about that?

[jane ridley]

Janie i'll still brace myself for your culture shock when you encounter fake marble countertops. what, do you think i'll combust? i'll still order the sundae and go to bed.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Someone told me people use STICKERS to give a marble effect. You wouldn't take it as a challenge? Wow, guess I'm not worth the chase.

[jane ridley]

Janie they use it for everything - wood floors, tile, you name it. and then they hike up the price because it’s “state of the art”. do you enjoy desperation?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Look, I really do get that different people live different lives and you can find true happiness in the mundane, I do. But if you're using a sticker to mimic marble or wood surely at some point you know you should just kill yourself. I don't think being chased is desperation. But to answer your question, yes.

[jane ridley]

Janie this long day just got a lot more fun. well who knows what you’ll get when I’m a bottle of red deep and remember how much I like fucking you.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I'll take this subject up with the agents. Do you really? I'm surprised.

[jane ridley]

Janie i’m not explaining further so take what you get.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Well now I'm blushing.

[jane ridley]

Janie please stop. why do you want to take me out so badly?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Who said I wanted it so badly?

[jane ridley]

Janie I gave some wildly middle class stipulations and you AGREED.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Because I'm nosy. They sounded fun.

[jane ridley]

Janie alright, why did you want to take me out in general? trying to draw princess out of hiding?