jane x thompson

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Who? Because I enjoy your company.

[jane ridley]

Janie got it. well I enjoy good wine and getting railed in hotel suites so. guess we can both benefit.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson You don't enjoy my sparkling conversational skills?

[jane ridley]

Janie you’re being weird.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson You've said that the last few times we've talked, maybe this is just the way I am.

[jane ridley]

Janie maybe it was the almost dying thing. imagine if I’d had to give you mouth to mouth, you’d be in love with me.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Oh I forgot about that. Was that this year?

[jane ridley]

Janie yep. you’ve been obsessed with me ever since. what are you doing to your house?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Interesting. Honestly I don't really remember. Maybe getting something sanded? I think I wanted my bedroom repainted but I gave up and let the designer do what she wanted.

[jane ridley]

Janie maybe it’s a massive concussion, not a stroke. riveting. I hope their inspiration is Palm Royale.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Janie, baby, when are you gonna give up and face the fact that you're probably gonna end up being my next wife?

[jane ridley]

Janie when you actually get a divorce, for one.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Oh I didn't tell you? I'm divorced.

[jane ridley]

Janie very funny, there's no way you let her walk with half.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson I shouldn't be telling my next ex wife this, but I managed to hide a good amount of it.