patrick x stassi

[pat bohannon]

PAT That's nice. If you don't want to be in a relationship anymore then that's your choice. Stop assuming that's what I want because it's not.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI of course i do, i'm in love with you.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Then stop trying to shove me as far away as you can. Will you come back with me?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI yes. if you promise to make me a sandwich.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Baby I'll make you whatever you want. And find you a fucking cold Cherry Coke while I'm at it.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI have you missed me??

[pat bohannon]

PAT I have. But I've been worried about you too.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI nothing to worry about.

[pat bohannon]

PAT I don't think that's the case.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI why?

[pat bohannon]

PAT You icing me out, for one. If it's one of your bad weeks fine, I know that you're MIA for a while. But this hasn't been. So either you're actually really pissed at me, or there's something else going on.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI you think too much.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Mostly about you these days.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI in that case you don't think enough 🖤 i'm really fine baby, just in a party phase. i don't want brat summer to end!

[pat bohannon]

PAT I hate to break it to you but it's almost November. Time for brat Thanksgiving.