mirren x colt

[colton abernathy]

COLT I know, feel like I'm gonna be sick. Come smoke with me as soon as the moms look the other way.

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN 🫡 yessir. i brought these thanksgiving themed gummies too but i honestly think i might vom if it takes like a mashed potato. and don't get me wrong, i love mashed potatoes. should we invite ruby?

[colton abernathy]

COLT That sounds disgusting and intriguing, count me in. We can go down to the beach. Let's catch up and text her along in a bit.

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN you can start with green beans, then. they're really cute but the flavor's a real mystery. consider them my peace offering. kk. think we did a good job charming the moms tonight? they seemed alright.

[colton abernathy]

COLT No peace offering needed, but I'll take it. My mom gave me a real dressing down before you guys got here, so think she feels like she fixed it.

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN ok it's my offering to the coma gods then oh. awkward. ruby and i def took shots before we came down.

[colton abernathy]

COLT Haha really? I thought you seemed in good spirits. You guys all good?

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN lukewarm tequila, it was sooo rough. i don't know. it seems alright and dinner was fine so just going to take the win.

[colton abernathy]

COLT Thanks for the invite! It'll be okay.

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN she also needed a peace offering. and to not manifest sasha just like, trying to show up. i knowww i knowww i will hear that forever until we mean it 🙄

[colton abernathy]

COLT Forgot about Sasha, that feels like a hundred years ago. Things feel normal to me.

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN literally just the end of summer, can you believe? it's a holiday, we're giving best behaviors.

[colton abernathy]

COLT No, I can't. That's crazy. OK, anything you wanna talk about?

[mirren hewitt]

MIRREN idk. when you say you don't recognize me what do you mean?

[colton abernathy]

COLT I still think it's really weird that you sold us out to Everett. Weird that you talk to him at all.