cora x aisha

[cora wolfe]

CORA you already asked, silly. and i said yes. listen i know if i ever have to bury a body you're who i'm calling.

[aisha van buren]

AISH baby brain. i'd be so good at it, so good call. remember that if he ever does lay a finger on you.

[cora wolfe]

CORA how ready are you for her to be out? top of my speeddial list, swear.

[aisha van buren]

AISH might carve her out myself. no questions asked!

[cora wolfe]

CORA the scarring though, babes. do you think women statistically have a higher chance of getting away with murder? bc i think yes.

[aisha van buren]

AISH ughhhhh. yes, 1000%. especially if we make it really violent, they never think that women are capable of overkill.

[cora wolfe]

CORA the day someone can laparoscopically remove a baby is the day we can breathe. as if we don't thirst over serial killers on major streaming networks. wonder how long sades will wait to have kids.

[aisha van buren]

AISH i'm certainly never doing this again. texting her rn to tell her not to do it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA i think you said that after aria? but i want another niece :( or a nephew, someone have a boy around here so all the dads can be secretly pleased.

[aisha van buren]

AISH she wasn't so bad, i've been misled. god freddie would be so jealous if she had a boy.

[cora wolfe]

CORA be exhausted enough and you’ll start saying it about the second one too. no no, Freddie gives me full girl dad energy.

[aisha van buren]

AISH no, i hate her already. it's good for him to be outnumbered. are you going to have a kid with mr temper tantrum?

[cora wolfe]

CORA which means she'll be just like you and you'll be obsessed with it by 3 months. or she'll be freddie's favorite. deserved! and who knows, step 1 is to not send him running with all the massive engagement rings he has to dodge.

[aisha van buren]

AISH you can have her ❤️ aww can he not afford it on his sad little multi million wage?

[cora wolfe]

CORA ok but no take backsies 💕 I think he moreso wants to avoid the immense scrutiny that would inevitably follow. Catch us eloping, Athena will probably be proud!