cora x aisha

[aisha van buren]

AISH all yours! ewww no.

[cora wolfe]

CORA why not? imagine my mom’s face, could make my year.

[aisha van buren]

AISH you need to have the lavish wedding i always dreamed of, my postpartum body won't let me have it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA your trainer, nutritionist, dietician, chef, surgeon and prescriptions will. and the vogue.com exclusive which I'm sure will come.

[aisha van buren]

AISH you have too much faith in the help. did i tell you i had to fire the nanny? esme? the one i actually liked.

[cora wolfe]

CORA it's the last one that will really push you, let's be honest. ummm no, why?

[aisha van buren]

AISH it will have to be literally perfect. she was sleeping with my dad.

[cora wolfe]

CORA it will be, no one will let be anything less than. oh. that'll do it. thought you were going to say chef guy.

[aisha van buren]

AISH i'm sure one of freddie's whores will try their best. probably him too but he can do what he wants, idc.

[cora wolfe]

CORA desperate for what they can no longer have. eugh. is it possible for people to be around our family and not try to fuck someone? genuinely. like i'm sorry but if my mom meets another foreign 'investor' who wants to 'pick her brain' i might lose it.

[aisha van buren]

AISH who knows if that's true, we'll see. it's so pathetic. it's also pathetic that they keep going for it too, like yeah daddy, the twenty-three year old is really just dying to sleep with you because you're so in your prime. no ulterior motives whatsoever.

[cora wolfe]

CORA eh, i'm trying to have faith in him. have seen a wild amount of growth in that idiot. at this point attention is attention, they don't know or care for anything else but being wanted. idk if this means we'll all be serial monogamists or all fall off the rails at 36. jury stays out.

[aisha van buren]

AISH he'll get bored eventually, they all do.  let's make a pact to always tell each other if we're being tragic.

[cora wolfe]

CORA ok daisy. yes yes. now are you going to immediately turn around and call me tragic?

[aisha van buren]

AISH i admire her realism. no! unless you're letting him beat you, that's cringe.