cal x kitty

[calvin keller]

cal anyone meaning me. not right now, no.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou aww don't pout, you'll be flavor of the month again in no time. why not?

[calvin keller]

cal it's an agonizing wait. i'm allowed to hang out with someone and not fuck them, kitkat. it's called friendship.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou just say you'll blow him, that's what i do. except you already have fucked her so it's hardly some grand stance.

[calvin keller]

cal how long do you think he's been holding out hope for that one? it's been so long it's basically a sealed record at this point. we have been getting closer lately though, who knows.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou since we were around twelve. stop, you're making me feel sick.

[calvin keller]

cal not even a teenager. vicious. why is that?

[kitty smith-sato]

minou it was an idea in his head long before i put it there. because she's pedestrian and it is so irksome having to pretend otherwise. but no no, let's do the dance - i'm sure you have some incredibly riveting, complex conversations that have led to a rich unknowable connection the likes of which i could only dream of. i'm very sure.

[calvin keller]

cal safe to say you figured out early on it's more fun to play along but never fully commit. you speak so highly of your 'best friend'. wonder why i don't want you hanging around sky.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou so you think we haven't slept together? calvin she probably thinks roe vs wade is a fishing debate. anyway, she betrayed me first, as you well know. sky would never.

[calvin keller]

cal he'd have proposed already. oh wait! what did she do again? yeah, she'd do your dirty work and be none the wiser.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou i am that good, you're right. come on, that was a good gag. or i just like her. you have a very low opinion of your sister given your new bestie has an IQ in the single digits.

[calvin keller]

cal i'll admit i laughed. and i know that sky's brilliant, but she's also her mother's daughter. and they don't know street smarts below 72nd street because they don't have to. you might be shiny, and gorgeous, but i also know what you're capable of and i'd rather her be spared.

[kitty smith-sato]

minou then you should be grateful she has me on her side now shouldn't you. siiigh, you know that flattery always works. i promise my intentions are pure.  getting your attention is just a bonus.

[calvin keller]

cal just know if you expend of her you're dealing with people way worse than me. how bad do you want it?