benicio x stassi

[benicio otero]

Beni Don't do that to me. Take a shot, you got it.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi omg also. unrelated but fun anyway, i'm tapering off my meds. no more dry mouth and blurry vision for me 🥹

[benicio otero]

Beni Whose idea was that?

[stassi siminski]

Stassi my doctor's, i texted her and she was like "go off queen!" anyway enough about me. how are you??

[benicio otero]

Beni Hmm ok, that's good then? Is it going to hurt or be hard? I'm good, still high off my wrestling match. Just glad to be on the island and recover.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi oh i can't lie to you, it was all my idea, but i think she would have my back. don't tell anyone! wrestling is so camp ben. so camp.

[benicio otero]

Beni Then that's a bad idea. Even I could tell you that. Yeah yeah my little sister already had her laughs. You wouldn't get it. I don't judge your drag, don't judge mine.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi i've done it before, it'll be so fine. not yucking your yum, promise!

[benicio otero]

Beni Should we think about what happened during those times? So coming down from that, 2 album releases, trying to maybe finish mine for my birthday. Or maybe a Puerto Rican Christmas album.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi my mistake then was coming off suddenly, i'm doing it slowly this time how about you rest??

[benicio otero]

Beni If you keep coming back to them should you just stay on them? I ammmm I promise, I've been in a hammock for hours. I can't wait to be back for Christmas.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi beni shhhh it's quiet time i can't wait to see you!!

[benicio otero]

Beni I would rather hear about Pat, that's more fun than medicine. Do you want to be there when I cut my hair? It's getting too long, I'm tired of it.

[stassi siminski]

Stassi well he doesn't love me soooo yessss can you go to the tiktok guy who does insane transformations?? i think he's in virginia we can mkae a whole trip of it

[benicio otero]

Beni Do you know that? No, I have had the same barber in the Bronx the whole time I've lived here. Actually Monica will be excited to shave my head if I let her.