dominic x kendra

[dominic vinten cuvo]

CONVERSATION BETWEEN:

Dom & Kendra

[kendra santisi]

kendra why did you wire me $672

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I thought it was a funny number. Why didn't you wire it back?

[kendra santisi]

kendra because I was at erewhon so just bought a bunch of 12 year olds some Sabrina smoothies. your act of generosity just made little Penelope’s day.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That's disgusting, Kendra. I can't believe you contributed to charity with my hard-earned dollars. Is that your meal of the day then?

[kendra santisi]

kendra hoping all the good karma translates into eternal youth maybe half of it, Paris is calling. have you been mistaken for a wannabe nyfw influencer yet?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Nice try. There are some scientists and doctors in Argentina working on that for us. Ugh no people keep coming up to me and asking if I'm Kendra San-something's famous, better model relative. My hand hurts from all the autographs and selfies.

[kendra santisi]

kendra when are we going again? ew, ok sell out. at least you got your challengers moment.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Your 50th birthday, next year? I was egregiously misled, it was boring and I hated every second of it.

[kendra santisi]

kendra bitch. poor thing, too nouveau rich to enjoy a wealthy pastime. i’d pay you your money back if you pegged djokovic

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom 🖤 Please. I could if I wanted to, but much like a Roman emperor I prefer to watch the gladiators than to join them. Hmm I've never had a Serb before but that's low-balling me.

[kendra santisi]

kendra are you the original person they asked about the Roman Empire? be honest. really? thought you’d do it for cheaper out of pure intrigue.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Are you ashamed of your heritage? An aperol spritz would have done it in the moment. Anyway were you there? So sad I missed you xo

[kendra santisi]

kendra i could care less. enough honey deuces and you’d have invited that hot sweet friend of yours right on in. god no though, much too close to fashion week and I’ve grown allergic to the New York circuit. i’d rather go straight to Milan.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Disgraceful. I'll trade you Santisi for Vinten, I can double up. Perhaps I'll join you, after the 12th. Where are you rn?