dominic x kendra

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It's an art form few appreciate. Are you done?

[kendra santisi]

kendra just like your cute degree. never. we should go to barcelona and you should do poppers.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Remind me when I visit you to check all your art. Why me? You can do them too.

[kendra santisi]

kendra you’re way too green for my NY apartment. you can survey my LA place though, def needs some work. because I said so, i’ll just chain smoke before vowing to give up cigarettes when I depart.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That is insulting but mostly laughable from a non-scholar. All of LA seems allergic to good art, it's a strange phenomenon. But without smoking or drugs, how will you suppress your appetite??

[kendra santisi]

kendra I have taste and a dealer in NY so I’m fine there. LA is very flashy and sad but at least my place is pretty much a blank canvas. Women can do it on sheer willpower alone.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Honestly I thought you lived at Chateau this whole time. News to me! Just like orgasms. It's so unfair.

[kendra santisi]

kendra way too haunted for me, i can never shake it when we're up in the penthouses. oh dom. baby. no.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That explains why when I dropped in and asked for you they looked at me funny. Why not? I've heard it's possible just by reading or wearing tight jeans or doing ab exercises.

[kendra santisi]

kendra it's because they're known for discretion, dumbass. oh, we're very adept at getting ourselves off. men is where the real tragedy seems to lie.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom No, that's not it. They pointed to an old maid and said "she's already here, sir." Men are boring, back to orgasms. Have you ever lost consciousness? Seen stars or fireworks or a tunnel with a light at the end?

[kendra santisi]

kendra you're really not that funny, it's a big downer. yes, easily achieved with a little asphyxiation and then a brief brush with the unconscious world before i gasp back to life. mind melting.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Your lookalike thought so. And Taylor couldn't seem to tell the difference. I wonder if they're still in that room together. Wow, we really do have so much in common. We should be better friends.

[kendra santisi]

kendra he's back on his anti-Kendra train, anything reminiscent of me would be wildly offputting to him. can you come to LA more so we can claim we're moderately involved in one another's lives? what's your tragic love life look like

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom No, really, what have you done? Yes I would be thrilled to xoxo I'm in such a good mood lately, I'm so glad you asked. In fact you might appreciate this - I'm trying to woo an Amish girl. Or former Amish, I'm still not sure.