dominic x kendra

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom This is boring, tell me about the last person you wished death on.

[kendra santisi]

kendra you kids are weird. do you ever do yoga?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom No, it gives me the ick. If you do it I might get secondhand cringe.

[kendra santisi]

kendra all the time. your flexibility must be really pitiful. how are your hips, cement?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I stretch at the gym, my bones haven't turned to Swiss cheese like yours yet. I feel like one of those rotating wheels for knife throwing would do wonders.

[kendra santisi]

kendra that does all the work for you, silly. do you think your wedding will be a renaissance fair?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Maybe, that or like a Salem witch trial. Yours?

[kendra santisi]

kendra in an ideal world Alice in wonderland. but i’ll inevitably want Vogue to cover so it’ll have to be the muted, rich people understand it version.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom If you want to use my carousel I'll oblige. Can I be ring bearer or flower girl?

[kendra santisi]

kendra oh it’s still in tact? it would be a beautiful lawn ornament covered in wildflowers. you can carry the rosé champagne?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Mostly. I have many questions. Will you amuse everyone by wearing white? What will be the centerpieces? What will you send guests home with? What will you throw as or in place of a bouquet?

[kendra santisi]

kendra you answer first, your passion seems intense.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Sounds like an opportunity for plagiarism and I will never stand for that.

[kendra santisi]

kendra well then you’ll just have to see the surprise whenever Taylor decides he wants to put a ring on it and let me have his kids. blegh.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It's 2024 Kendra, you can put a ring on it too. Several kinds of rings actually. You're not actually going to do that, are you!? You'd better get a surrogate.