; immoral tales

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom As if I know their origin story. My lack of a dungeon right now is actually depressing. I was hoping you wouldn't say that. Don't you want a little revenge?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y god i would love to know what your dad's into. i'm sure you can rent one. no, i'm not as territorial as you dommy baby.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Why are you into Kaz right now? He's on thin ice with me. Oh please, you love holding my life in your hands. You've probably already found that Romanian girl.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i was watching porn with someone who looked a lot like him in it, it really lodged into my psyche. he just looks like he fucks, you know? moi? i'm indifferent.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Do you want to meet her?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i've booked you your own room for london.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I get a plus-one to this renewal, right?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y go away.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Give me some actual compliments. Quit fighting me.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i'm trying to, but i can't think of a single complimentary thing to say about you? i'm really racking my brain, and i've just been working on a poetry assignment so i'm feeling my most inspired, and yet the source material has left me so entirely bereft of anything even vaguely flattering to say. i'll try my best... how about: it's impressive how easily you stoop to gutter trash? i can never suppress my own sense of self-worth enough to be able to do that, so i must be missing out on some of life's rich tapestry.  or, if that won't do: i think it shows great strength of character how much you have been rallying against your early signs of ageing. most people would despair at the beginnings of crows feet at such a young age, but you know it's a white man's curse and you did something about it. i don't even think it's relevant that your efforts thus far haven't worked so well, it still shows your willingness to fight back. keep raging against the dying light.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Try again. You know I won't bother to read through if I don't see large numbers right away or my favorite adjectives. I have only sung your praises and spilled my guts to you. Don't make your punishment later worse.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i know you read every word. no, i'm not your pet.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom You're no fun. What do you want?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i want you to be real for one second and answer this question without being sneery or snarky or facetious. who's your best friend? honestly.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom You are, Kitty.