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[antoni morales]

A N T You talking about me or the vodka? Ba dum tss. A layered response, much to unpack. Hmm, probably subway fare evasion, I'm prolific. Gotta be top of a hitlist somewhere.

[jane ridley]

Janie Ooh. Both, in that case. What would you tell people you got arrested for then when they asked in holding? Because that’s be embarrassing to admit.

[antoni morales]

A N T Fare evasion does get dicey. I’d front it with pride, you always get found out in prison anyway. They’d respect my honesty I’m sure. Wanna share a cell or would I hurt your street cred?

[jane ridley]

Janie Admire your honesty and likely see no threat, for better or for worse. At least we’d probably be in minimum security, I think I’d get so fit in jail. Sneaking into each other cells would be more fun. High risk high reward.

[antoni morales]

A N T Wow, so you don’t think my tattoos are intimidating?? My mom says they make me look like a hardened criminal, is she a liar? I’m learning so much about you Jane. Hit me with one of your icks, I’m sure you’ve got a list.

[jane ridley]

Janie A hardened criminal who jumps turnstiles, ooh. Do you think you’d be a good informant? Abusive toward service staff is my big one. Unkept body hair, when their lone conversation topic is the stock market, yellow teeth. It goes on. Ass, tits, or legs guy?

[antoni morales]

A N T No, I hate cops. Fuck every single one. Fuck snitches too, worse than cops. Oh wow, talk to me about the body hair, is that a thing with guys? Do you want them smooth like a Ken doll? Hmm. Ass, I’m a simple creature. You wake up as a man tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’re doing?

[jane ridley]

Janie Ok, so being a cop, massive ick for Ant. No, but if you expect us to be pristine and keep it that way I expect some level of maintenance. A nice trim, clean, whatever. No sweaty jungles. Oh checking out my dick. Immediately. Have to know what I’m working with.

[antoni morales]

A N T I kinda love when a girl has some growth. Nothing crazy, just something to imply she is t obsessed with how she looks 24/7, it’s hot. But fair enough, cleanliness is a must. And then?

[jane ridley]

Janie Sorry, lasered that shit away years ago, same with my legs. Way less maintenance. Probably go be a CEO of whatever company I ran, then go drop loads on a table and fuck some girl just go get the full experience. I’ve had sex with a woman but no way it’s the same. What about you if you were woman? Would you have multiple orgasms?

[antoni morales]

A N T All of it? You've had sex with a woman? Brb. I'd try to, it seems hard.

[jane ridley]

Janie Smooth as a dolphin from my shoulders down. Yes? And it’s not once you know how to touch yourself. A good fantasy and a good vibrator, you’re seeing stars every couple minutes for as long as you can bear it.

[antoni morales]

A N T I knew you had to have a catch. Alright, you'll have to demonstrate for me a couple times just in case, I'll need to be prepared. Maybe film a little instructional video?

[jane ridley]

Janie You're acting like you didn't look. Or maybe I was less memorable than I thought. Only if I get one back. Only fair. What kind of porn are you into?

[antoni morales]

A N T It's what's inside that counts ❤️ and your inside was tight af, ample distraction. Deal. Not the brother-sister or mommy shit, which makes it annoying to navigate now. Threesomes, amateur, close ups of girls getting themselves off (hint hint). You?