camille x stassi

[camille de vries]

CONVERSATION BETWEEN:

Cami & Stassi

[camille de vries]

cam i have four hours in NY tomorrow before my red eye how many drinks do we think that is with you? one per hour and a little shot at the end for good luck?

[stassi siminski]

STAS one drink per hour? that is amateurish cami, frankly embarrassing. four hours is a cocktail, a bottle of wine to share, two large glasses of wine, an espresso martini and a shot.

[camille de vries]

cam baby i don't think i would make my flight, i'd be a pile on your little paramour's polished floors. let me counter at a bottle of wine, espresso martini for the revival and tequila for the road?

[stassi siminski]

STAS i'll pour you into a car, promise. the stassi guarantee, you'd be so impressed by what you're capable of. but ok, sold.

[camille de vries]

cam ok well with that kind of pep talk the big goblets may make a return. i will need precisely 7 minutes and 42 seconds to pout and complain though, and then i will tackle your life.

[stassi siminski]

STAS the quantity of wine drunk impacts the quality of the gossip i provide, just something for you to think about 🖤 you can have as much time as you like for that, that's what i'm here for! what's up?

[camille de vries]

cam you know those cups that actually fit a full bottle of wine? i am overnighting one to you at your apartment x little lovers quarrels. its not so serious, but i would rather complain now so i forgive in the future.

[stassi siminski]

STAS don't worry, i'll decant a bottle into one of my baby sister's stanleys. let it all out, you know i love hating on men.

[camille de vries]

cam hydration is key, i think selena said that once. it seems dumb, but i wanted to see him and celebrate my amazing shoot and his...i don't know, side passion or whatever he is calling what he is doing, and he delayed his flight to survive a hangover instead.

[stassi siminski]

STAS in selena we trust. ah, men. did you have pre arranged plans?

[camille de vries]

cam loose ones, but everything we do has to kind of be that way. anyway i was excited and now i am not so i just pushed my next flight up instead. if i had known i would have stayed longer with my friend here, you know. but i like our time together too, i am not fully a loser.

[stassi siminski]

STAS you are not even slightly a loser. wanting to spend time with your boyfriend is not a crime. does he know you're upset? want me to leave him a voicenote with my thoughts on the subject??

[camille de vries]

cam oh he does, i am expecting a very ravishing return back to new york or else there will be hell to pay. that also was the worst - i had that CK shoot, right? cross my heart i walked out of that room and had i not had a boyfriend probably would have slept with Taylor. but i do, so i'm alone which sometimes is fine but tonight it is not!

[stassi siminski]

STAS well i'm sure that's guaranteed. when did you guys last see each other? okay shut up!!! that is wild, for real? i thought you guys had a like, sibling vibe? i swear where that band goes trouble follows. i hope you packed a vibrator and don't have any second thoughts.