drew x jane

[drew nickford]

Drew Ironic, a one percenter in every way. Great photo ops though. I want to get into skiing, I like the aesthetic.

[jane ridley]

JANIE what if we drag him to europe instead? way better aprés!

[drew nickford]

Drew He will need a middle America palate cleanser, absolutely. Could always do a girls trip! It's been a minute (aka summer?) since we did. Get our snow bunny on.

[jane ridley]

JANIE a detox, if you will. I could probably finagle Thompson to hand over the keys to their chalet in Courchevel. Or we could go full luxe resort, red wine on bearskin rugs kind of vibe.

[drew nickford]

Drew Depends on if we have a madam president or not too. Seriously stop reading my mind? Bundling up in front of the fire, talking about hitting the slopes, hoping our fictional husbands didn't get stuck in an avalanche. Those giant dogs with the tiny barrels of brandy on their collar? Very that.

[jane ridley]

JANIE ughh, i am tired of the political ads. just let us know and move along! omg a saint bernard? should we go dog sledding? can also do those ski raves, they're crazy because of the altitude.

[drew nickford]

Drew Girl you should have seen my mailbox today. Insane. I already voted, leave me alone! Take me off some registry or something. Is that ethical, will we get attacked by PETA? I didn't know that was a thing, stopp.

[jane ridley]

JANIE i've resorted to blocking all the texts. still seem to always find a new number. i'm sure there's ethical sledders out there, those dogs have a purpose! and duhhh - you ski down to a lodge, cue the DJ and the champagne showers. the real risk is making it home.

[drew nickford]

Drew It's like new gen chain mail, I hate it. Some dogs want to hunt or herd, some want to pull people around to parties. Ok that sounds cuter, although the altitude thing is real and scary.

[jane ridley]

JANIE did you ever get those ridiculously raunchy ones from men in college? they need to do one of those but for voting honestly? i'll take the later for 500 please. we'll be fine, we'll get those nebulizers or the cute little oxygen bumps or whatever. make breathing sexy.

[drew nickford]

Drew Might be more effective! Look I just want to wear leg warmers and get that weird face tan that shows I've been skiing.

[jane ridley]

JANIE omg found it: Calling all my democracy📈loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there's only 1 day til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼‍♂️and we gonna pop🍒🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this blue wave raw😩😩👅👅💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back, we 👓 STUFFING THAT BALLOT BOX💦💦🔥🔥😩👅🗳boys➕girls, democrat🐴👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ELECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK on tuesday 🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳 lighting in the snow is soo gorgeous too. we'll be angels.

[drew nickford]

Drew Unlocking college memories. I'm sending that to Marco, no warning or context. What are you doing for the holidays yet, do you know?

[jane ridley]

JANIE I eagerly await his response. like Christmas? I’m usually a 2 hour walk, Chinese food statistic on that day then head somewhere fun for NYE. what about you, do you have fam obligations?

[drew nickford]

Drew The emojis will send him to space. He would live without a phone if he could. Oh yeah, I'll be in Texas with everyone gaining 10 lbs overnight. See my nieces and spoil them rotten of course, try to convince Jordan to move to LA, the usual.